Post by Rangers GM (Keith) on Jan 29, 2013 7:34:43 GMT -5
The often owned, lackluster, New York Mets have received CPR with the purchase by new exciting ownership. The over budget, hard charging team is led by Rookie phenom Bryce Harper, corner sacker Adrian Beltre, and flame throwing Jered Weaver.
When reached for comment regarding the purchase, club ownership was quoted as saying
"WTF, why not"
Fans responded to the announcement with a mirage of tweets and other useless social blather.
"Where's my beer and chicken"
"Don't drop the soap"
"Robinson Cannot, Rickie's Weak, and Drew's a Pomeranian"
When asked what his expectations were for this season, now that the team has been given a breathe of fresh air, Coach Buzz Lastyear stated
"Fuggetta 'bout it"
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When reached for comment regarding the purchase, club ownership was quoted as saying
"WTF, why not"
Fans responded to the announcement with a mirage of tweets and other useless social blather.
"Where's my beer and chicken"
"Don't drop the soap"
"Robinson Cannot, Rickie's Weak, and Drew's a Pomeranian"
When asked what his expectations were for this season, now that the team has been given a breathe of fresh air, Coach Buzz Lastyear stated
"Fuggetta 'bout it"
Brought to you by Bases Loaded News, where "If you don't read it here , it never happened!"
Welcome to the league!
